I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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