Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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