some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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