The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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