Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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