Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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