My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
