this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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