: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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