i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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