Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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