He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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