9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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