And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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