i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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