Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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