Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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