hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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