Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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