They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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