The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We named our party play list daddy issues
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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