I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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