We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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