There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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