do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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