I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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