Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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