Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Houston, we have a squirter
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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