I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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