let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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