you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So squirting runs in the family.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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