Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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