My brain says no but my pants say off.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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