he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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