I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
operation harelip BJ is a go
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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