I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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