its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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