Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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