I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no, he came in my armpit
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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