I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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