The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we made out on top of his cat.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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