Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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