Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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