Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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