i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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