The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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