why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
