Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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