He asked to "fluff my boner.."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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