Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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