yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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