Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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