so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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