I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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