end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Two words: blizzard sex
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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