I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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